On A Side Note

Speaking of hospital staff, a funny story came to mind while posting yesterday’s contribution.

While laid up in a hospital there was this nurse, let’s call her Mary. What I’m about to write is everything but ideal hospital behavior, she knew exactly how to entertain me. For a petite young woman, girl had the most prolific bum instrument I’m ever likely to hear. Get this, a few times a shift she would pass by my room and crack one off for my amusement.

People who know me and have heard me laugh know exactly what ensued. Trust me, it was a scene.