… Each of the following questions (FAQ) have all really been asked of me, at least once…
That said, virtually everyone of these queries when being put forward have not been directed at me, so much. To my face, I mean. People tend to “wonder” behind my back — and other people love to talk. Now I’m not convinced it’s a result of malice or mean spirits. I care to think it’s their perception of emotions (read: difficulties) they imagine me having with certain aspects of my life as they can’t envision themselves being content living life in a situation such as mine — humans have such stupid and small minds. And, given my predicament, any discussion focusing on myself might be uncomfortable.
So with my clumsy assumption (as most are) out of the way, not only am I totally comfortable talking about myself and everything I represent, I offer this (not so) F.A.Q. to potentially aid any “conversation,” should you ever want to ask me other questions…
- Q: What happened to you?
- A: “I was involved in the most spectacular car crash in automotive history.” Not really but read some more about my accident…
- Q: Were you driving?
- A: I was not…
- Q: Who else was in the car?
- A: Just Lante and myself…
- Q: Who’s Lant??
- A: My friend…
- Q: Do you still talk to Lante?
- A: Yes. We’re still tight…
- Q: Was anyone killed?
- A: Just my innocence (no, I didn’t write that with a straight face)…
- Q: Was alcohol involved in your accident?
- A: It was not…
- Q: Are you mad at God?
- A: There are so many more pressing things to be concerned with before feeling something as counterproductive as anger as a result of what happened to me. Belief in God, while important to some, just isn’t that important to me. And, just so we’re clear, I should say I don’t believe in God. So no, I’m not mad at God…
- Q: Alright then, are you angry, otherwise?
- A: Not at all!
- Q: Why don’t you feel sorry for yourself?
- A: There’s absolutely no reason to feel “sorry”. In fact, I feel sorry for people who think I should…
- Q: How do you cope?
- A: You get used to it. You’d be quite surprised at how “proficiently” the human body can adapt. If the mind lets it. Fortunately, mine did…
- Q: How has your accident changed your life?
- A: I can’t walk…
But, seriously, my accident has given me quite the opportunity to experience life from another perspective. Which has served me remarkably well, thus far. Or in other words, I’m rather “humbled” for the experience. And a much better person for it…
- Q: What motivates you?
- A: Still having opportunity…
- Q: Where do you get your outlook in life?
- A: My Grandparents… Read More…
- Q: What have you learned from your accident?
- A: Cars are a real terrorist threat…
- Q: Are you happy?
- A: As happy as one can be given tragically unjust global affairs…
- Q: What is the easiest thing to do?
- A: Accepting what happened to me…
- Q: What is the hardest thing to do?
- A: Watching this planet’s rapid decent into annihilation, all at the hands at profit, and us (people who seem not to have even the slightest appreciation of how the notion of investment works! Irony anyone?).
- Q: As a “vegan” what do you eat?
- A: Food. What the hell are you eating?
- Q: OK smart-ass, where do you get your ________? (Fill the blank in with whatever mineral/nutrient you have arbitrarily deemed impossible to obtain from any other method than eating animals.)
- A: Contrary to popular opinion everything humans require for proper nutrition is not found exclusively in the animals “we” eat. Nor are nutrients inexplicably amplified during their stop between the earth and our mouths. That’s right, the animals human’s eat, largely easily controllable and docile species, are generally herbivores, who receive their sustenance via plants.
Or in other words we could go straight to the source, cut out the middle step, and leave these creatures well enough alone. With zero impact on our well being. In fact, it’s been proven to be a benefit. Everything, yes everything, we require to live and thrive on can be found in an exclusively plant based diet. Read more…
- Q: How’s it hanging?
- A: It doesn’t hang any more in as much as it just sits…
- Q: Does “it” work?
- A: What is “it?”
- Q: Where do you see yourself in the future?
- A: I’ve no real plans. But rest assured I will be rocking life as hard, if not harder, than I do right fucking now. That’s a promise…
If there are any other questions you have, please, do not hesitate to ask. It never hurts to ask. It always hurts to assume…